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For all you girls huddled somewhere cold and landlocked, here are some fabulous reasons why you should never, ever think of going on a women’s surf camp. I mean, seriously, why would you want to go to a women?s surf camp when you can stay on your couch in your living room doing the same old, same old? Those old reruns on TV are pretty riveting aren’t they? I personally love the thought of watching Friends again, right from the very beginning.

Who wants to get on a plane and go somewhere nice and warm and tropical? Who wants to participate in a women?s surf camp week with yoga? If I haven’t managed to convince you yet that your next vacation should be spent in your living room, preferably still cooking meals and cleaning for the rest of the household, then here are some other excellent reasons to not attend a women’s surf camp.

Reason number #1 You Will Get In Shape.
Who wants to lose a few pounds and shape up? What a horrible thought! I kind of like my flabby bits on display in my bikini. Getting toned muscles and a fantastic physique is certainly not on my agenda. I definitely wouldn’t want to wow all my friends with a new figure and great looking arms. I welcome the middle age spread and the couch butt, even if I’m not middle aged yet. Going to a women’s surf camp and doing surf and yoga for a week could really banish some of that cellulite. Doesn’t ironing help with flabby arms?0003