Women's Surf Camps

For all you girls huddled somewhere cold and landlocked, here are some fabulous reasons why you should never, ever think of going on a women’s surf camp.
Who wants to get on a plane and go somewhere nice and warm and tropical? Who wants to participate in a women’s surf camp week with yoga? If I haven’t managed to convince you yet that your next vacation should be spent in your living room, preferably still cooking meals and cleaning for the rest of the household, then here are some other excellent reasons to NOT attend a women’s surf camp.

1. You Will Get In Shape. Who wants to lose a few pounds and shape up? Going to a women’s surf camp and doing surf and yoga for a week could really banish some of that cellulite. Doesn’t ironing help with flabby arms?

2. You Will Make New Friends. Who has time for new friends? Who needs new friends? Especially ones with similar interests. What a drag having more people to e-mail Christmas and birthday cards to.

3. You May Quit Your Job. Aren’t you happy complaining about your boring job and your awful boss? Why would you want to go to a women’s surf camp and risk being inspired to change your life?

4. All your Vacations Will Be Surf vacations. Once you get the surfing bug you will want to travel to places with beaches and sun and surf. Too much nice warm sparkling blue water for me. Give me smog, clouds and crowds any day.

5. You Will Get A Leash Tan. How inconvenient. That strip of white skin around your ankle that proves you have been off at a women’s surf camp and having fun.

6. You Might Develop A New Interest. Isn’t your day already full enough with cooking and cleaning for others? Don’t you have some shirts you can mend or some ironing to do? You might start getting inspired to do other things outside the home.

7. You could easily enjoy yourself. Who needs to chill out? Who needs to be self indulgent while they get their massage? Who needs someone else to cook them three nutritious meals daily? Why would you want to have a break at a women’s surf camp? Especially a vacation involving wellness, surf and yoga.